Stupid Rejection Letters From Book Publishers - Volume I

I'm the best-selling author of 12 books, all with majorThat entire process of pitching, negotiating, writing,
publishers, and I've written well over 1,000 articles.editing, proofing, printing, and promoting was done by
I just want to say that for the record; to establishthe time the sluggish outfit got around to
my bona fides, and to alert you to the fact that I'mcommunicating its disinterest.
actually one of the few "winners" in the publishingI have more war stories to tell you, but for now,
lottery.just remember these points:
So, when I tell you that the absurdity of traditional(1) Traditional publishers are generally clueless. They
book publishers simply grows worse with eachdon't know what will sell and what won't.
passing year, you might want to take note.(2) They're curiously impervious to instruction and
I've decided to share with you some of the mostimprovement. Surrounded by "knowledge" they're
stupid rejections that I've received, and continue todrowning in ignorance.
get.(3) Despite being in a dinosaur industry, without a
For instance, the other day I received a form letterclue about how to charge for information in an
from a fairly big business book publisher that said,Internet age, where so much of it is free, they're as
more or less, "We have such a pile of submissionsarrogant as they have ever been.
that yours just doesn't matter, but here's a goofyDon't hitch your wagon to this falling, or is it imploding
quote about rejection that might inspire you."star.
What's interesting about this letter is it arrived nearlySelf-publish, use the e-book format, write articles,
a year after I WAS INVITED TO SUBMIT MYand if you can, transform your ideas into more
PROPOSAL. My pitch didn't come from the "slushexciting media such as audios and videos that can
pile," as the uninvited stack is so ingloriously called.fetch much larger royalties and profits than books
This publishing house is improving.that are priced at $17.95.
It took these wunderkinds a year and a half to sayIf you do any or all of these things, you'll be faster
no to my last offer, which by the time I got theirto market with your ideas, and you'll deal with fewer
"Sorry!" letter, the underlying manuscript had alreadydumb intermediaries that hold keys to castles made
been purchased by a different publisher and the finalof sand.
product was about to hit the bookstores in 30 days.